MICRO MISCLASS

Heard after graduation "We'll get 'em next year, won't we, Dewey? We'll burn their college down." Jones Master Dr. Minter to his dog, Dewey.

"This isn't Beer-Bike, but we did finish ahead of Jones. ... [Take that, Minter -- you and your little dog too]." Lovett Master Dr. Leeman after Lovett's unprecedented fifth- place finish at the graduation ceremony.

Have a Ryan Levy Summer!

--The BPEs

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the May 19, 1995 issue.

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