THEY GET SMARTER EVERY YEAR MISCLASS PART I

Yes, you may have heard these before. But some freshmen out there have taken the initiative to submit something, and you did not! Use the following lines for your Thursday Pub night pleasure.

Did you know I can read palms? Yours says my dick will be in your mouth by the end of the night.

Hey girl, you look like you just got hit by truck, but I guess that's just because you fell from heaven.

Pardon me, do have any Grey Poupon? No? How's about my dick in your mouth?

If I told you you had a nice ass, would you hold it against me?

You look hungry. How's about my dick in your mouth?

Your dad must have been a fonnet, let's fuck!

Are youfrom Will Rice? No? Well, you can suck my dick anyway.

Pull my finger.

Hey, I'm new here in the South, how about my dick in your mouth?

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the September 1, 1995 issue.

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