THEY GET SMARTER EVERY YEAR MISCLASS PART III

The following was submitted by the evil powers of the Honor Council itself. Each one is an actual answer from the O-Week Honor Council exam given last Friday.

3. List names and colleges of two Honor Council members.

--Maryana, Wiess; Julie Gill, Sid Rich

--Alex and Erin Sestero, Will Fudgin' Rice; Jay "Scorpion" Fund- ling, Will Freakin' Rice

--Carolyn Gillis

6. Describe the ideal seating situation for in-class

exams ...

Checkered pattern (Euclidian-space only).

... please list two practices that the Honor Council Recommends that you follow while taking in-class exams.

Do not tear out your prof's still-beating heart and chew [on] it while screaming.

11 . Explain what a citation is. Give an example.

* A citation is like a ticket for a traffic violation. It is given to a person who violates the Honor System.

* ex. "and many believe the Honor Council [test] is a load of bollocks." (Levy, 85).

* ex. "Lovett is the ugliest damn college on the planet." (World Encyclopedia, page 342).

Hail Carolyn Gillis, Sorceress Queen!

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the September 1, 1995 issue.

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