Bitch, bitch, bitch survey misclass

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OK, submit something tasteful.

"I would like it to try to be funny -- w/o having to be disgusting. My mom has a subscription ...I have to explain too much to her!"

We like your mom just how she is.

"I love PACKY and it should stay as it is."

Packy? Or the Backpage?

"Stay `offensive.'"

Buddy Ryan disagrees with you. And we listen to Buddy, because Buddy submits.

"NEVER do a Tony19 `joke.'"

He is now burning in hell.

"The Backpage sucked all of this year. However, these new BPEs are very funny. The last 3 weeks have been great."

Thank you SNC.

"I think it should be funny. I don't mind vulgarity, as long as it's funny. If I want to read vulgarity for vulgarity's sake, I'll go to a stall in Fondren. And no stupid little `Tony19' inside joke shit. Also, Packy looks silly bald; he should grow in his hair."

We all know what you do in those Fondren stalls.

"I think it should be gotten ridden of! I cannot believe Rice, a school which likes to put itself on the level of the Ivy League, would print such awful trash!"

There is no way in hell that Rice could put itself on the level of the Ivy League. Their smut wins. Hands and hairy palms down.

"I think it's fine the way it is."

Cogito ergo status quo.

"The Backpage continues in a long and glorious tradition (going back at least to circa 1789) of social and political satire through obscenity and pornography. Don't change it."

Thank you Maryana.

"Make sure that folders exist in all colleges."

Near the mail boxes in your college.

"I think that a language check is in order. It is funny to an extent. Then it gets offensive."

Make checks payable to John Koshy, Patrick Saunders, and Robert Koslow. Any language is fine.

"[put] submission spots for misclass at college."

Check your commons. There are boxes in each one now. Look by your mailboxes.

"I think that we Rice students tend to be vulgar just because we can, and because we have come to expect it of each other. I don't think vulgarity is a problem if it really aids as a humorous device, but most of the time the Backpage's vulgarity isn't funny -- it's just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. That's bad. Not good. Bad. Fuckin' cock-suckin' bad."

Maybe we are at the Ivy League's level.

The BPEs for this year ['94-'95] were horrible. They just printed stuff that is on e-mail. They showed ABSOLUTELY NO originality. The new ones are a little better.

And we Rally on the WRC sundeck.

"What?"

Forget the WAC, Malcom. No doubt, we should be seeing Ivy.

"E-mail for misclass, ec. or is this already available?"

Backpage@rice.edu, compliments of the Student Center.

"About 3 years ago, it was funny. Now it is nothing but crudeness. Sparkles is crass."

Sparkles is gonna get you.

"Much better w/new BPE's (last ones were lame)."

You people are cruel.

"It's a shame that the Thresher publishes such an array of idiotic pseudo-funny obscenities. Funny does not equal vulgar, witty does not equal bad mouthed. You should also give a "price" to the WORST professors of the year."

Is $25 a high-enough "price?" Learn to spell assface.

"There is only a small fraction of Rice females that even find jokes regarding cum [cunt?], etc. to be amusing. Also, do we really need quite so many references to drugs?? i.e. Sparkles sucks!"

Sparkles knows you, lardass.

"The Backpage needs to stop using crappy e-mail humor."

We are 100% Net-free. Except for submissions to backpage@rice.edu.

"Vulgar -- But I like it!"

We knew you freaks would.

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the September 15, 1995 issue.

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