Lite misclass

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-- "I don't smoke."

In depth conversation between two Brown sophomores.

"We always have family-style, and we are always happy. Even when somebody dies." Wiess Senior on why people should eat dinner at Wiess.

"Not only was he a Nobel-prize-winning economist, he was a dirty old man as well as a drunk ... he was my hero." Dr. Brito, Econ 438.

"You'll wind up with a shit brick on the sands of doom." Dr. Massey, Elec 342.

"The size of the Orgo book is mainly to support the paper industry." Dr. Ciufolini, Chem 211.

"Go back a little before F. I guess that would be, uh, E." Overheard at the MOB.

"This has a little nit that needs to be picked." Dr.Harris, Math 355.

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the September 15, 1995 issue.

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