Hey SNC, I got your heavy-duty stapler right here
Don't forget, embarrassing situations are perfect misclass. Oops your masters (Hanszen & Brown) lately? Keep it coming. Just drop it in the misclass folder -- now available in your very own college! Or submit to backpage@rice.edu.
"Paul Simon says there's 50 ways to leave your lover; unfortunately we have only three ways of measuring GDP." -- Dr.Yi.
"... he was also bisexual, which should give you a clue to how diverse his talents really were." -- Dr.Yi on Keynes.
"This is kind of like golf ... and you're my final hole." (of course the 19th hole is usually the bar). -- Overheard at Baker College Night.
"Is Jones twice the college as Will Rice? Never mind, that's a rhet-orical question." -- Dr. Quinones, Psyc 339, talking about statistics and ranking scales.
Voice 1:"Freud was of the opinion that one of the female orgasms was more mature than another." Voice 2:"Pardon me for being snide, but Freud didn't have a hell of a lot of experience with women." Voice 1:"Well, he did have daugh-ters ... " -- Conversation at a Rice Dinner Party.
"If you screw around with it and turn it on...bad things happen." -- Dr. Michael Gustin, on the regulation of cell growth.
"There is no place that God's love cannot penetrate. It can enter your mouth, eyes, nose and all of a sud-den you will feel an incredible sensation!" --Sun Myung Moon.
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