Fan Mail

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Dear beloved Backpage editors,

First of all, Garry Trudeau can fuck my big red squirrel. You guys were the last bastion of total disregard for all things good and wholesome. Now you might as well be the damn RPC. Quit whining and get your heads out of your collective ass. This is war dammit, you against good taste and boredom. You want some ideas, we'll give you some. How about a contest whose winner gets to kick the living shit out of Ryan Levy and his band of merry politicos? Besides, our parents already know what complete fuck-ups run this show anyway.

Dear Loyal Fans,

Thank you. We love nothing more than post pub-night love letters. In all honesty though, Garry Trudeau is a very funny cartoonist and it amuses us greatly watching people search every week for his strip somewhere in the middle of the Thresher. As far as collective ass goes, Marty graduated last year so leave him out of this.

On the issue of good taste and contests, thanks for allowing us to waste space. You can look forward to more contests in the future. We invite the entire Rice community as a whole to participate, except misogynists. And as far good taste, we know we do.

Besos,

Your Backpage editors

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the October 6, 1995 issue.

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