Satan one of us?

Would he have a name? What would you call him? And would you call it to his face?

What if Satan were one of us? Just a tool like one of us? Down in Hell all alone, with no sinners to dial on the phone, except for the Mob maybe in Siciliy and Rome.

Like Tiger Woods? Are you talking about my roommate?

Hell yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And if you are planning on going to NOD as Pocahontas, do something original instead.

Happy Halloween Stotts

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the October 27, 1995 issue.

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