NEED A GOOD PLACE FOR GRUB ON THANKSGIVING?

Do you love turkey, but can't go home? You've got several options. If your college master is the generous type then, by all means, eat with him and his twisted family. You could also take the Hungry Man route. It's really not so bad, and you get the cutest little cherry cobbler.

If you want to dine out for Thanksgiving, then Waffle House is the perfect place for you. Seriously, who needs turkey when you can have hashbrowns that are scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped and diced. The nearest one is off exit 229 on I-45. The waitresses are friendly, and the jelly is free.

Finally, if you're really lonely and sad, just give Sparkles a call at 660-9558 within the next couple of days. Maybe he'll work something out. Have a great Thanksgiving break, Rice-O's.

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the November 17, 1995 issue.

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