BOX O' RESOLUTIONS

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MIX AND MATCH

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1. Truscott
2. Scooter
3. J.J. Roton
4. The Administration
5. Senior Girls
6. Maryana Iskander
7. Mo Bawa
8. The RPC
9. Ryan Levy
10. David Auston
11. The BPEs
12. Charles Klein

a. "Heaven on Earth."

b. "Sex, lies and sixty-nine in '96."

c. "To be able to leave everything in thirty seconds when the heat is on."

d. "To not listen to the students."

e. "I was sick on New Years and wasn't in the mood to make any resolutions."

f. "To excercise our sphincter muscles even more."

g. "To get a date with that cheerleader. You know, her."

h. "To know more about how to meet that special someone and a diet I can live with."

i. "To get rid of the !@#$-ing sulfur water that I too hated as a student."

j. "To go find freshmen boy toys in our bitter age."

k. "To come up with a new pick-up line every week."

l. "Nothing short of the presidency."

Answers

1)i 2)k 3)h 4)f 5)j 6)e 7)l 8)b 9)a 10)d 11)c 12)g

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