Misclass

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Four misclass submissions?

We only got four misclass submissions?!

If this doesn't pick up, by God, we'll bring

back the monkey warrior stories again.

"You've got to turn me on if you want me to work for you."

-- Dr. Massey in Elec 342 lab.

Spelling tip of the week: There is no "we" in Wiess.

"He twitched before he came."

-- Reason umpire gave for calling balk against Rice pitcher Stephen Bess.

"What I need is a good, healthy hammering." -- Bess' girlfriend, Monika.

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the April 12, 1996 issue.

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