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"Dead babies are funny."

-- Jay Fundling

"The SR-71 jet is faster because it's black."

-- MECH 372 student

"Truscott can do so much for you in five minutes."

-- Jones president

"OK, I'll hook up with you, but you have to let me hog-tie you first."

-- Female at Pub

"You want me to do what? Fuck you."

-- Dr. Wilson in SOSC 102

"Pardon me for getting nerdy here, but this is good stuff."

-- Dr. Ernst in COMP 212

"Would I be teaching intro classes if I was somebody?"

-- Dr. Ernst in COMP 212

"If I close my two left eyes ..."

-- Dr. Ernst in COMP 212

"You've missed your calling, Harry. You should be an alcoholic."

-- WRC Master Dennis Shirley to WRC senior

"When the spirit voices start telling us things, we'd better take notes."

-- Dr. Zulli in MATH 211

"If you believe in Newton's Law ..."

-- Dr. Zulli in MATH 211

"For the amount of hurt we dish out, we're underpaid."

-- BPE

"Where do you want it?"

"Butt."

-- Overheard at volleyball

"Whenever the book is different from me, it's wrong"

-- Dr. Gao in MATH 212

"If I got laid as much as I got fucked, my life would be great."

-- Wiess Freshman

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the April 19, 1996 issue.

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