Confucius say, "Get a low-paying consulting job" Graduation Misclass

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"This is very disappointing after last week's effort. We're not in junior high anymore."
-- Vivek Rao to BPEs about 4/26 Backpage

"If Bob Truscott spunks on you, you should lose five purity points. Hey, that's misclass! That's great misclass!"
-- Bob Truscott at Senior Gala

"No, Ian, you don't shoot crack, you smoke it. I've cornered the West Coast crack market."
-- Bob Truscott at Senior Gala

"Because of you, I'm no longer on the fast track to success here at Rice."
-- Bob Truscott to BPE at Senior Gala

"Your room better be clean."
-- Bob Truscott to BPE at Baker

"I'm talkin' about good, old fashioned, midwestern values: eating apple pie and mom."
-- Wiess freshman

"If they had an honor code at my university, I wouldn't be here now."
-- Architecture professor

"Yeah, somebody stole Packy's jeans and he put up signs all over Jones."
-- Kos

"Did the Earth Day people steal them to make tents?"
-- Response to Kos

"That was a tasty blow-job."
-- Wiess female on her 21st birthday
Thanks so much for sharing

"I bet Thunderbird is just as good as any other wine when taken rectally."
-- Sober Wiessman

"Translate: `If I came, I would tell him I love him'."
-- Spanish worksheet

"But you all know what I really like to do is hook up."
-- Dr. Massey in ELEC 342 discussing extra credit

"They did three things better than us tonight. First, they ran the bases better. Second, they were more entertaining. And third, they showed more balls that we did."
--Head Baseball Coach Wayne Graham on Club 13's appearance at the Baylor game

This item appeared in the Backpage section of the May 17, 1996 issue.

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