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ONLINE 16-FEB-01 Introducing the 'NPhaze Boyz! We know your secret. We know you're a closet boyband fan. It's hard when your sarcastic friends come over and you have to say "bye bye bye" to your Justin Timberlake posters. People asked you where your kids were when attended the last Backstreet Boys concert. And even during the middle of a blistering Houston summer, you still didn't think it could get any hotter than 98 Degrees. But wouldn't it be nice if there was an older, more mature group you could feel comfortable listening to? Wouldn't you like a band that sings about more adult issues, like capacitance and dielectric constant? In an age when even the incorruptible Britney Spears has sold out and started endorsing Pepsi, we at the Backpage proudly present a boy band you can believe in, a group that is Rice to the core. These four electrical engineers, their ears finely attuned to the current musical trends, are ready to deliver high-voltage performances guarenteed to lower your resistanceto their pop magic. The 'NPhaze craze is sweeping Rice. KTRU has put their radically unorthodox blend of vocal harmonies and synthetic beats into heavy rotation. President Gillis has cited them as a university asset whose potential profitability must be exploited immediately. Now join the fad yourself by cutting out the collector's cards below! all photos taken from ./~seat/nphaze/index.html We haven't seen such a line-up of hotties since the New Kids! To avoid a frenzy of SWE groupies, the Boys go to class incognito. The 'NPhaze Boys find a pleasing vocal frequency at 17.89 kHz. The Boys call their pal Carson in an effort to get the 'NPhaze video on TRL. 'NPhaze Boys Greatest Hits Why Resist My Love? Your Feedback Is Killing Me Eigenluv U 4ever You Keep Me Grounded Laplace In My Heart Begin The "ImpeDance" Hotter Than A Heatsink   Disclaimer: Sarah, as an academ, takes no responsibility for the jokes appearing in this section. Search the Thresher pages: Enter your search terms: Copyright © 2000 The Rice Thresher. All Rights Reserved. This document may be distributed electronically, provided that it is distributed in its entirety and includes this notice. However, it cannot be reprinted without the express written permission of: The Rice Thresher, Rice University MS-524, PO Box 1892, Houston, TX 77251-1892, USA. The Thresher Online Project -- ethresh@listserv.rice.edu