And after God had created the earth and all the things that were in it, God 
created man and woman.  They followed her command and were fruitful and 
multiplied.

Then God looked down upon the human race and sought out four strong 
humans: tall, lean, well-muscled, but not too bright. These four God called "the 
engine room".

God looked further and found two strong humans with focus and a well-
developed sense of balance.  These two God called "the bow pair".

God sought a human who was steely-eyed, determined, a competitor who 
would never say "die".  This human God called the stroke".

One more human God found.  An individual who had all the qualities of "the 
stroke" but one who could also follow and send a strong rhythm and will to 
those who in turn followed her.  This individual God called simply "seven".

Now God faced her biggest challenge.  She must find an individual who could 
control and lead these eight exemplary human beings.  One who was cocky 
and confident with a loud voice and dominant bearing.  God found no such 
human being, so she came to earth herself and took on the role of the 
coxswain.

And the eight human beings declared that the coxswain had a God-complex".